Jill is baking some cookies when she hears yelling from the other room.
John: I’m going to kill your sheep.
James: I don’t care. I have lots of sheep.
John: My camel is going to stomp all over your shepherd.
James: You can’t move there. No! Fine. My Wiseman is going to capture Mary anyway.
John: Wisemen can only move diagonally!
James: I’m going to tell baby Jesus you’re cheating!
(John and James are playing chess with two nativity sets…)